Well, I’ve written (a draft of) a book.
My MFA manscript features:
- a plane crash
- a floating girl
- a superhero
- a dead bird
- a verbally abusive wax figurine of Franklin Delano Roosevelt
- a sphinx
- the ghost of Katharine Hepburn
- dream sequences
- witches
Also!:
- typos (presumed)
- puns (too many)