AWP
Oh hey guys the AWP conference schedule is up. I’m going to that; are any of you going to that? I am already reading these panel descriptions skeptically inside my head. Half of them seem to be like: how to use Twitter. Last year I forced myself to go to this conference and then halfway through just threw up for no apparent reason. I think it was a metaphor, but I don’t know for sure because there’s no AWP panel on what it means to throw up halfway through a writing conference. Kevin’s coming this year, though, and basically I’m planning to hang out with Chicago-based internet peers as much as possible, and if I throw up this year I think I’m just going to quit and go into full-time reception work (HA HA HA, as if that isn’t already my destiny).